gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: dogshoulders)


(Source: randomness-is-epic)

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

reallylameblog:

do NOT let anyone tell u that america is free, i tried to buy it once and it is in fact very very expensive

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly)

woodendreams:

Watkins Glen State Park, New York, US (by Tommy Charest / 500px)


(Source: corgiblue)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.


(Source: heyveronica)

usbdongle:

xeverdeen:

im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY 

#there’s another country? #how long has it been there

automatically:

when you think you have $1 but you actually have $10

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teencry:

tumblr has made me a very sarcastic person irl

(Source: teencry)

laughhard:

Question of the Day in my local newspaper: Milk or Gas, Yes or No?

  • Things I'm bad at: singing
  • Things I do a lot: sing

my-funny-pics:

My Funny Pictures #NewPost [20]

lawebloca:

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