one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life
do NOT let anyone tell u that america is free, i tried to buy it once and it is in fact very very expensive
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY
when you think you have $1 but you actually have $10
Question of the Day in my local newspaper: Milk or Gas, Yes or No?
- Things I'm bad at: singing
- Things I do a lot: sing